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I Brought Receipts

A regrettable hobby of mine is salvaging other people's grocery receipts from empty supermarket carts or the trash bins next to self check out. It's not for extreme couponing or some other noble task, it is to construct a story about the purchaser and maybe have a few smug chuckles over the poor choices I have projected them to have made. Enjoy!

$49.29

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May 26, 2026

Tough to read, but is:

Dos Equis 20.99

Reeses PB Cup 9.29

Bragg App Cr Vinegar

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You forgot the ipecac

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$325.34

May 16, 2026

Shocking amount of Pom juice, all individually sized. It wasn't more economical to buy a big jug of the stuff? So much Ortega salsa. Might explain the Motrin caplets. Those were $20! Is brand name really necessary? Maybe you should rethink hosting this fiesta if you don't think you can handle it. Oh, to receive a Ty bulldog plush from the grocery store for my graduation party! Nestle chocolate chips cost $8.49 now. Nothing generic means a $325 grocery bill for 50 items. Just suck it up and get the normal flour, you're not going to die.

$42.02

May 16, 2026

EATING HEALTHY THIS WEEK: Lots and lots of fruits and vegetables plus a shit ton of Sour Patch Kids With a name like "Lefty O'Doul's," it must make a good margarita

$38.81